|Location:||Ludendorff, North Yankton|
- "Aw jeez, aw jeez, aw jeez. You done goofed it now Wally."
- ―Wally inside his car drenched in blood.
The Haygaards is the first mission in Grand Theft Auto: Ludendorff. The mission serves as a tutorial for the player as well as introducing the main characters, the first interactive cutscene takes place one week before actual game play.
On an empty desolated stretch of road covered in snow, a diner sits idly in the background of the pre-dawn sky. Moments later, cars speed past, the wind it caused blows away the loose snow. As the snow slowly disappears, the torso of a naked body is revealed. Inside the car a distressed naked man drenched in blood careens across the road, losing control, crashing into a ditch.
The hyperventilating driver, Wally Haygaard gets out of the car and attempts to push it into the lake. A week earlier, Wally and his wife Margie Haygaard are having breakfast together. She complains to Wally about not being a man because he can't help around the house and how he doesn't make enough money, she then tells him she married the wrong Haygaard.
- Drive - "Drive"
- Dispose the evidence - "Push Wally's 1993 Durango into Lake Klaus"
- Mount the Bicycle - "Mount the bicycle and pedal to work"
- Fight Back - "Fight Lou Gunderson"