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House Call is set in the 4K Universe.

House Call is a mission in Grand Theft Auto: Songs from the Bayou given by the New Bourbon East Hospital to Aleksandra Kowalska.

Plot[]

Aleksandra Kowalska approached her roster as it revealed the she was expected to help with a house call with Doctor Jacques Cullécher. She received a pager to meet with Dr Cullécher in the lounge where he was drinking some coffee and eating his breakfast. Dr Cullécher told her that they being tasked with checking on Mr Thierry Summer on Harry S Street and they've been tasked with helping him. Davina James and Nicole LaRue entered the room and told that they were doing rounds in the trauma ward today before grabbing themselves some coffee before leaving as Aleksandra asked about Emily whom was still out of it. Nicole told her that she can't disclose information to her but told her that she'll recover.

Dr Cullécher told Aleksandra to follow him to his yellow Weevil and asked her to drive as they went out to Harry S Street. After going to the door; Dr Cullécher asks Aleksandra to grab his equipment for him and he did so before going inside to meet up with him and Thierry. As instructed; she checked for vitals and after confirming his vital Thierry asked where his pet iguana, Cuddles, was. They didn't know and the wheelchair-bound elderly man asked for them to search for him, and Aleksandra agreed despite Dr Cullécher's objections.

Aleksandra managed to find Cuddles in neighbor's yard on Franklin D Street at 10947 Franklin D Street. Aleksandra delivered the iguana back to Thierry with Dr Cullécher telling her to drive him back to hospital after doing so. Dr Cullécher lectured Aleksandra about doing unnecessary things for patients when she countered that what she did was extremely necessary and that just because he doesn't believe in Mental health doesn't mean others conform to his beliefs or opinions. Dr Cullécher mumble incoherently at before they arrived back at the hospital where Aleksandra continued her shift before it was 2300 and her finishing time.

Mission objectives[]

  • Drive to 10906 Harry S Street.
  • Follow Dr. Jacques Cullécher to the front door.
  • Grab Doctor Cullécher's equipment from the car.
  • Go to Thierry.
  • Check Thierry's vitals.
  • Search the area for Cuddles.
  • Get back in the car and drive back to the Hospital.

Transcript[]

Transcript
Aleksandra Kowalska was approaching the Hopsital entry when her phone rang once again from an unknown Number
Aleksandra: If this is you again, El Burro. Please, leave me alone. I don't wish to see you no more.
El Burro: Please, baby. I just want my stuff back
Aleksandra: Your stuff? Your stuff was illegal drugs and illegally-acquired medicine that patients desperately need.
El Burro: What about my needs?
Aleksandra: You don't have needs - you have an addiction. I've got to go to work, goodbye.
Aleksandra hung up walked to the entrance as she noticed a security guard at the entrance and smiled at him.
Aleksandra: Zach?
Zach: Hey, Aleksandra. Nice to see you again.
Aleksandra: I thought you quit.
They hugged each as they sat with one another.
Zach: No. They reassigned me away because I wouldn't drop my harassment case against Doctor Erin Zay. However, after hearing about the break - I request a transfer especially since Erin quit.
Aleksandra: Sorry that happened to you. Erin was fired for helping some prick that was stealing from the hospital. Anyway, I better get to it.
Zach: Alright! Catch ya!
Aleksandra arrived at the third floor and checked her roster which detailed that she was going to join Doctor Jacques Cullécher for house call. She took deep sigh as she placed the roster back before heading to nurse station. However, she was about talk with the nurses she received a page.
New Bourbon East Hospital P.A.: Doctor Jacques Cullécher is in the lounge. Meet him there.
Aleksandra: Great...a day with the cuckserv denialist...just my luck.
Aleksandra walked through the hospital as a male doctor helped a male patient to his room while a female doctor and male nurse flirt with each other. A female doctor approached a little girl on a bench.
Male doctor: This way.
Male patient: Okay...
Female doctor #1: Will I see you tonight?
Male Nurse: Of course, a night at one the Bayou is just the picturesque night we're hoping for.
Female doctor #2: Hey there little one...your mommy will have to stay for the night...we've contacted your dad and we...
Aleksandra met up with Jacques in the doctors' lounge as he was eating cereal and drinking coffee as Aleksandra made herself a cup o' coffee.
Jacques: The pot needs reheating.
Aleksandra: Righto
Jacques: You should not say words like "righto" because it is not a real word.
Aleksandra: Don't care.
Jacques: You should...
Aleksandra: Hey...you do you and you let me be me.
Nicole and Davina entered the lounge together as Aleksandra began drinking her coffee while standing by the station.
Nicole: Hey...you two getting along?
Jacques: Firstly, it should be "are you two getting along?" not "you two getting along?". Secondly, Tell her that "righto" is not a real word.
Davina: I'm joinin' Doctor LaRue in the trauma ward today with a few others. I take it that ya joinin' Doctor Cullécher for some house call?
Jacques: Don't you two know how to talk? It is you not ya. Joining not joinin'...hey are you listening to me? You need to start learning to talk correctly or you'll get nowhere in life..
Aleksandra: Yeah...I think we're going to be seeing Thierry Summer today. Poor guy, abandon by his family save a single son that remains at his side but also steals from him. I'd be ashamed to related to his relatives.
Davina: Yeah, It's a real tragedy when someone just gets abandoned by the people that's supposed to love them. It ain't right, y'know.
Nicole was particularly laughing at Jacques as he was seething in his chair being ignored by everyone.
Nicole: C'mon Davina before Jacques head 'splodes from bad grammar.
Davina: Let's show this day what were capable of.
Davina and Nicole walked out of the lounge as Jacques got up.
Jacques: Let's go.
Aleksandra and Jacques walked to Jacques' yellow Weevil outside as Jacques walked to the passenger door.
Jacques: You drive...the three of you have spoiled my mood.
Aleksandra: Okay, you pathetic baby.
Jacques: Did you say something?
Aleksandra: No.
Aleksandra got in the driver's seat. They drove to Harry S Street.
Jacques: ...
Aleksandra: You do know that you are being ridiculous?
Jacques: What is being ridiculous about having proper-speaking co-workers in a professional and intelligence-required field of work?
Aleksandra: People have a right to talk how they want to whether it's wrong or right. It's frustrating and borderline harassment to keep correcting someone especially when time isn't always applicable. It's not our prerogative in life to appease your grammatic extremism.
Jacques: Then, what is the point of going to school? We are taught fundamental basics of not ending our sentences on prepositions, using words correctly, and not making sentence fragments. It irritates me that there are people in the world that do not adhere to that basic learning.
Aleksandra: Głupia nazistowska gramatyka, dlaczego muszę z tobą pracować? (Stupid Nazi grammar, why do I have to work with you?) It's annoying and it's harassment; and it steals time.
Jacques: This is America and in American the language that speak is English not Polish. Please do not speak non-English languages around me.
Aleksandra: Idź pieprzyć swoją mamę! (Go fuck your mom!) Where does it say in the constitution that we are legally obligated to speak English?
Jacques: From here on out how about we just drive in silence.
They arrive at 10906 Harry S Street.
Jacques: Let's get to work.
They walk out of the car and approach the door. After giving it a knock; the door begins open as Aleksandra saw a 51-year-old man opening door.
Jacques: Hello, Central. We're here for an appointment with your father, Thierry.
Central: A'ight, I'll let him...
Jacques: The word is "alright" not "a'ight". I do not want my house call to be sullied by your terrible grammar and fictional words.
Central: The fuck you say!? You don't come to my pops' house and start that stupid shit on me! You'll do what you're being paid to do.
Aleksandra: Dr Cullécher, you are a doctor of medicine not academics! So, stop acting like a pompous scholar and let us do our job!
Jacques: Grab my equipment from the car.
Jacques went inside as Aleksandra went to the car and grabbed Jacques' medical equipment before going over to Thierry as she and Jacques began with his appointment as Thierry spoke with a speech-generating device.
Thierry: It is good to see you again, Aleksandra. How have you been?
Aleksandra: I've been well, Mr Summer. I hope it is okay with you that Doctor Cullécher and I were to be the one's to do your check-up.
Thierry: Provided that Doctor Cullécher stops being rude to my son in my house then I see no issue with him being here.
Jacques: Nurse Kowalska, please check his vitals.
Aleksandra: Yes, Doctor Jacques. By the way, it's Ko-val-ska not Ko-wal-ska.
Jacques: Not it in America, it is not. Have you gotten an trouble with you medication lately?
Thierry, Central, and Aleksandra were visibly annoyed with Jacques' blatant xenophobic remark as he seems to be unaware or uncaring of his inappropriate behaviour.
Thierry: Not at all, they still do what they are supposed to do.
Aleksandra: His vitals look and are normal, Doctor Cullécher.
Jacques: That is good, just give me few seconds to do this and we will be done.
Thierry: Before you go. My pet iguana, Cuddles, has gone missing and so far my son and I haven't be able to find him.
Jacques: I am sorry to here that, but we are unable to help. It would be best to call animal services to deal with it.
Aleksandra: Nonsense, I'll look for your iguana, Mr. Summer.
Aleksandra proceeded to walked away as Jacques began irritated.
Jacques: That is unnecessary, Nurse. There is no reason to look for an animal. We are not veterinarians!
Aleksandra searched the neighborhood for the iguana.
Aleksandra: Bez serca, skurwielu! (Heartless, motherfucker!) How far can an iguana go? -- It has to be here somewehere.
When Aleksandra gets near 10947 Franklin D Street.
Aleksandra: I think I saw something by that house.
Cuddles is in the middle of the backyard of 10947 prompting her to climb over the fence and grab him. Aleksandra proceeded to use the side gate to exit the property and walked back to Thierry's place.
Aleksandra: I guess nobody was home today.
Aleksandra went inside and gave Cuddles to Central.
Central: Dziękuję Aleksandra! (Thank you Aleksandra)
Aleksandra: Nie wiedziałem, że ty też mówisz po Polsku! (I did not know that you also speak Polish)
Central: Tylko trochę. (Just a little)
Jacques: Bah! Let's get back to hospital.
Thierry: Thank you for both for you service.
Aleksandra got back in the car and began their journey back to hospital.
Jacques: You need to learn to follow instructions.
Aleksandra: Clearly that iguana is an emotional support animal in Thierry's troubling times. It's iyr job to provide support to patients and finding his iguana is support.
Jacques: There's no such thing as mental illness.
Aleksandra: How about you shut up about your pseudoscience bullshit. Just because you don't believe in it doesn't mean other people have to conform to your factually wrong beliefs.
Jacques: It is just all in their head.
Aleksandra: Yeah - it is in their head; that's why it's called mental illness because it affects the mind.
Jacques: It can not be an illnesses. It doesn't affect the body.
Aleksandra: It does affect the body! People with depression are known for self-harm, people with high stress either eat less or too much, and pricks like you making it difficult for them to get the most fundamental respect and help! Just because they aren't puking their cuts up doesn't mean it's not an illness. People with the common cold don't puke, but they are still sick.
Jacques: From here on out about we just go back to hospital silence.
After arriving back at the hospital the two went inside as the day continued on with it reaching 2300 hours as Aleksandra was clocking out. She proceeded to leave through the front door.


Aftermath[]

Pager[]

After the mission, Aleksandra receives the following page from the hospital: You being called on for the Night Shift at 1930; don't be late.

Phone Call[]

After her pager, Aleksandra receives a phone call from Zaklina and Olivia followed by El Burro and Davina James. Davina tells her that she hopes to play some golf or tennis soon; unlocking both activities as a result.

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